7 Kinds Of League Of Legends Players (And Their Real World Counterparts) That Will Shake Your Faith In Humanity
22September

7 Kinds Of League Of Legends Players (And Their Real World Counterparts) That Will Shake Your Faith In Humanity

Written by Craig Rogers, Posted on , in Section Healing Humor

1 - The guy with bad internet - This player has a dial-up connection that takes 10 minutes to load a 30 second Youtube video but still thinks he can play online games. As he is dragging your team down, he'll probably take the time to complain about the game's servers even though it is clearly his own fault he's lagging. This is the same kind of guy that goes camping in the winter wearing a t-shirt and shorts, then complains that the rescue team took to long to find him.

2 - The guy who insists on a certain role - This guy usually starts by saying he's playing a smurf account and is way better than anybody else on the team. After telling you how awesome he is, he'll immediately tell you he only plays one position and will throw the game if he doesn't get it. If you've ever done a group project in school, then you've probably come across a guy like this. This is the kind of person who is currently sitting with a D+, doesn't seem to even be sure about when the class meets, and still want to be the team leader. Unfortunately, if you don't let them they'll probably ruin everything.

3 - The guy who tries new champions in ranked - Everybody who plays League knows that people take ranked games pretty seriously. This guy doesn't give a crap about that. Sure, he could have experimented in an unranked game but why would he care if his team wins or loses? To add insult to injury, he'll almost always tell you that he's never played this character before once the game starts. He doesn't want you to think he's just bad, it's more satisfying if you know he screwed up the game intentionally. In real life, you probably run into this guy all the time. He's the person who thinks he's so awesome that you should just be grateful you're in the same room. Why should he take anything seriously, he's a natural?

4 - The inexperienced player who gives everyone advice - Because League is such an easy game, it only takes a couple days to become an expert. This player will take advantage of his new found expertise and start giving you advice on your build even though it's his third game. Don't worry, he read the guides online so it's good advice. You've probably played golf with someone like this. Rookies are always experts on identifying problems with someone's swing.

5 - The guy who goes AFK every 5 minutes - There are very few things as infuriating as a person who keeps getting distracted during the game. He could be good, but he really wanted a sandwich while your team was making a push. And why are you getting mad at him? It's only a game and he was hungry. This is the kind of guy who is constantly jumping from project to project leaving anybody who relies on him hanging.

6 - The rager - This player goes into the game in a bad mood and God help you if everything doesn't go perfectly. The first time somebody dies who shouldn't have, steals a kills, or just isn't fast enough to help him, they're gonna be drown in a tirade of profanity and verbal abuse that would make a sailor piss themselves.  that would make sailor piss themselves. You probably see this kind of guy everyday on your commute to work. Somebody who just loses their mind at the slightest provocation.

7 - The troll - This player is the Devil incarnate. A person who just delights in misery of others. Trolls come in many forms but should never be fed. This means go to any lengths you can not to interact with them. If you give into the rage, you'll be letting them win. You probably ran into these guys in grade school. He was probably getting as close to you as possible and repeatedly saying "I'm not touching you."