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15 Cats That Appear To Have Substance Abuse Problems
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15 Cats That Appear To Have Substance Abuse Problems

Written by Elaine Wilson, Posted on , in Section Teens & Tweens

We've all seen them—the pets that look like they've partied all night and would have a huge story to tell if we could understand them. Thankfully, pet owners have been documenting such shenanigans, and then posting them to the Internet for our enjoyment.

Here, then, are 15 cats who may need an intervention.

 

1. "Dude, where the hell are we?"

Cat 1

 

2. "I'll never get this done after all that booze."

Cat 2

 

3. "Drugs? I don't know what you're talking about. Come look into my eyes."

Cat 3

 

4. "I did not inhale."

Cat 4

 

5. "I can't even feel my paws."

Cat 5

 

6. "What the hell happened last night?"

Cat 7

 

7. "The ceiling . . . is spinning . . ."

Cat 6

 

8. "Catnip? What catnip? I didn't see any catnip. Do we have catnip? Can I get some catnip? SQUIRREL!"

Cat 8

 

9. "If you come any closer, I'm going to puke on you."

Cat 9

 

10. "Bring me another beer."

Cat 10

 

11. "Bath salts? What bath salts?"

Cat 11

 

12. "Nothing a good sleep in the gutter can't cure."

Cat 13

 

13. "Duuuuuuuuuude."

Cat 12

 

14. "I—I don't know what happened. One minute, we're on the window sill and the next we're . . . wait, where are we?"

Cat 15

 

15. "I can't wait for tonight."

Cat 14

 

Elaine Wilson
Author: Elaine Wilson

Elaine Wilson grew up in the middle of the Utah desert where she taught herself high school and spent most of her time writing both novels and music. In later years, as a mother of four, she attended Dixie State University and became the first... Read more