15 Cats That Appear To Have Substance Abuse Problems

15 Cats That Appear To Have Substance Abuse Problems

Written by Elaine Wilson, Posted on , in Section Teens & Tweens

We've all seen them—the pets that look like they've partied all night and would have a huge story to tell if we could understand them. Thankfully, pet owners have been documenting such shenanigans, and then posting them to the Internet for our enjoyment.

Here, then, are 15 cats who may need an intervention.


1. "Dude, where the hell are we?"

Cat 1


2. "I'll never get this done after all that booze."

Cat 2


3. "Drugs? I don't know what you're talking about. Come look into my eyes."

Cat 3


4. "I did not inhale."

Cat 4


5. "I can't even feel my paws."

Cat 5


6. "What the hell happened last night?"

Cat 7


7. "The ceiling . . . is spinning . . ."

Cat 6


8. "Catnip? What catnip? I didn't see any catnip. Do we have catnip? Can I get some catnip? SQUIRREL!"

Cat 8


9. "If you come any closer, I'm going to puke on you."

Cat 9


10. "Bring me another beer."

Cat 10


11. "Bath salts? What bath salts?"

Cat 11


12. "Nothing a good sleep in the gutter can't cure."

Cat 13


13. "Duuuuuuuuuude."

Cat 12


14. "I—I don't know what happened. One minute, we're on the window sill and the next we're . . . wait, where are we?"

Cat 15


15. "I can't wait for tonight."

Cat 14